Saturday, 6 September 2014

So What Do Men Really Think About Women

They say women are hard to understand. Scores of books have been written a la ‘Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus’ just to understand this enigma called: Woman. Women have also done their own research and have twisted card calculations and Linda Goodman’s astrological predictions to gauge what exactly is going on in the mind of the opposite sex. Let’s make it a little easier for the fairer sex and dole out some of the things men think about women, but most of the time, won’t admit to it.

1. Women love a bargain. The question of “need” is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.

2. Women never have anything to wear. Don’t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you “just don’t understand”.

3. Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.


4. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

5. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

6. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there’s a spider or a wasp involved.

7. Women can’t keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don’t view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.

8. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.

9. Women brush their hair before bed. What is the need when all you are going to do, is get some sleep????


10. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’s responsibility, “It’s there in the Bible”.
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11. The average number of items in a typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
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12. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.
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13. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
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14. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
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15. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?’
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16. Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.
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17. It is okay for women to kiss each other and not be gay.

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